Today we celebrate the truly best thing that has ever happened to me, the birth of my son, the handsome and indomitable, Ritchie Hall III.

"What are you doing? are you reading my books? Can you stop learning for one second!" Stephen Colbert yelling at James Franco

just ate at Aunt Flora's, it was amazing food and fantabulous cobbler. Review to come: #thebreakfastmenu

just rocked an interview, because that is how I do.

Maybe I am the type of fish that needs to be swimming upstream?

the menu is 50 pages, the last 2 are the most important, thats where we put the cheesecake. #cheesecakefactoryslogans

me: we will cook whatever you want, just dont leave before you get some cheesecake. #cheesecakefactoryslogans

my wife: that's what you came for, the cheesecake! #cheesecakefactoryslogans

Also the cheesecake factory menu is a monstrosity. can this place decide what it wants to be?

also, why is cheesecake factory ALWAYS so packed. the food is really not that good, and you can get the cheesecake to go.

the breakfast blog faces its first challenge, getting seating at cheesecake factory.

Had a great day hanging out with the Slaughter brood. My house was full of kids, but it was a good time.

The older lady asks me if I want a receipt: I reply "I'm good," she hands me the receipt. #alwaysremembertocodeswitch

made it to Take the Cake for breakfast. this place is loud, and busy. but i hear good things about their brunch.

over 2 hours later & no Chrissette Michelle. bout ready to turn in. too old to be waiting till midnight for a performance

chilling, waiting on a Chrissette Michelle concert at a club, yawning already. hope we can make a night out.

talking with kids about food for the last half hour has made me hungry for 3 diff resteraunts.

Parallel Parking: LIKE A BOSS! (in my Lonley Island voice)

I'm a mess this morning: halfway to get the baby I glance back and realize I forgot his car seat.

spent 20 mins looking for my phone, come to find it dead in my car. say to myself: thats a real Nicole move Ritch.